Every vulva owner deserves a trusty bullet vibrator in the bedside drawer.
Whether yours has finally retired after years of loyal service, or you’re shopping for your very first sex toy, let me introduce you to one of my new favourites: the Wild Secrets Kiss 2 Bullet Vibrator.
This sleek little powerhouse might look unassuming, but don’t let its size fool you. It packs surprisingly strong vibrations – even on the lowest setting. This can make it ideal when you don’t have a long time to dedicate to self-pleasure. Whether you’re squeezing in a quick orgasm before work, enjoying some solo time before bed, or adding it into partnered play, this bullet gets straight to business.
It’ll also save your wrist from unnecessary contortions and from digging your fingernails into your skin trying to pull your clitoral hood back just to find the sweet spot. We’ve all been there.
My first bullet vibrator changed everything
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A good quality bullet vibrator has become a non-negotiable in my self-pleasure routine.
But first, rewind about ten years and things looked very different. I was in my early twenties and despite having an active sex life, I hadn’t yet experienced what everyone referred to as “the big O.”
I’d wandered into a sex shop with a friend mostly because we thought it would be funny. We spent half the visit amused by novelty and overly realistic items. And of course, avoiding eye contact with the sales assistant.
Somehow, a conversation developed with the sales assistant and I admitted I’d never experienced an orgasm. I’m sure she felt a pang of sympathy for me, because she gave me a free bullet vibrator and wished me luck.
She changed my life.
After years of relying on manual stimulation that never got me there, and partnered penetrative sex where my partner reliably crossed the finish line while I applauded from the sidelines, I finally discovered what my body actually enjoyed. The bullet became one of my most treasured possessions and I’d hardly put it down at first. After years of dedicated service, it eventually gave up.
Read more: Oral sex is like ice cream by Vanessa Larry Mitchell.
First impression of Kiss 2
Replacing my beloved bullet wasn’t something I took lightly. Thankfully, the Wild Secrets Kiss 2 feels like a worthy successor.
The first thing I noticed was the silky silicone finish. It feels soft against the skin while still being firm enough to grip comfortably during use. It’s discreet and small enough to slip into a bedside drawer, handbag or overnight bag without taking up a lot of space.
The controls couldn’t be much simpler. There’s a single gold button on the base that cycles through each vibration setting so you don’t need to worry about button mashing and accidentally ending up on a completely different setting.
USB-C charging
Can we all collectively agree that every rechargeable toy should switch to USB-C?
Honestly, if you’re anything like me, you’ve somehow accumulated an entire drawer full of mystery charging cables from various toys over the years. None of them are labelled. Some have mysteriously disappeared. Often the exact charger you need only goes missing the moment you’re in the mood and in desperate need of it.
The Kiss 2 uses a USB-C charger, which means I can borrow the same cable that charges my phone. No more digging through the cable drawer. It’s one of those small design features that makes a product easier to use and enjoy.
Let’s talk vibes
For me, sensations of pleasure almost always start with clitoral stimulation.
I’m someone who likes direct, focused vibrations rather than broad sensations. So a bullet vibrator tends to be my go-to.
The small tip makes it easy to target the clitoris without feeling bulky or awkward to position. Even the lower vibration settings feel surprisingly powerful, which I appreciate. If you’re someone who has been collecting toys for years (like me), it’ll still earn its place in your collection due to its reliability and ability to get the job done.
That being said, I personally enjoy stronger vibrations. So if you know you’re particularly sensitive or prefer a softer stimulation, this may feel a little intense. In that case, I’d recommend looking at one of Wild Secrets’ gentler bullet vibrators instead such as the Adam and Eve Silky Sensations, or the Vush Gloss.
Great for solo or partnered play
I enjoy using bullet vibrators for solo sessions as much as I enjoy using them with a partner. Because it is so compact and easily to hold, it allows for additional clitoral stimulation without getting in the way.
Considering that most vulva owners require clitoral stimulation to orgasm, a good bullet vibrator can honestly be one of the most versatile and well used toys you can own.
Travel friendly
If you can pack socks and underwear for each day of the week, then there is absolutely room for one small bullet vibrator.
The Kiss 2 has quickly earned a permanent place in my travel bag. It’s compact, discreet and takes up hardly any space. Whether you’re heading away for a weekend, indulging in a staycation or escaping to Bali for a week of cocktails and relaxation, this is the kind of toy that is easy to bring along.
Its simple and non-realistic design makes it a safer choice and far more travel friendly, and the USB-C charging is a huge win when you want to pack less. This is especially true if you’re going somewhere that isn’t as liberal about sex toys as your home country.
Read more: Can you bring sex toys to Bali? by Matthew Lang.
Is the Kiss 2 worth it?
You all know I am going to say: yes! Not every sex toy needs to reinvent pleasure. Sometimes you simply want a vibrator that turns on, feels good and is easy to charge.
The Wild Secrets Kiss 2 does exactly that.
As someone whose very first orgasm came courtesy of a bullet vibrator over a decade ago, I believe every vulva owner deserves one in their collection. They may be underestimated because of their size, but they consistently prove that good things can come in small packages.
