Are you sick of vibrators that treat your clitoris like a pigeon being sucked into a jet engine?
Well, it’s time to try the Lelo Dot! You too can have the type of orgasms that change the personalities of neighbourhood dogs with the the latest launch from the brand behind pretty much all of my favourite sex toys.
The Lelo Dot and Multiple Orgasms
By the time the Lelo Dot has had its wicked way with you, you’ll be flip flopping all over the place like a big, satisfied piece of putty. You deserve this.
Tapered to pinpoint precision for your pleasure, the Dot is an external vibe made for multiple orgasms. Where lesser clit-diddlers often ring the devil’s doorbell so hard it’s rendered numb and no longer fit for pleasurable purpose, the Infinite LoopTM technology employed by the orgasm angels over at Lelo means the Dot won’t overstimulate. But it will deliver countless climaxes.
On the subject of counting, did you know that the world record for most orgasms is held by an ‘anonymous’ lady who had an absolute time of it, cranking out 134 O’s in one hour? I attempted to snatch that crown for myself using the Dot, you know – for science, but by the eighth one I stacked it off the bed like one of those fainting baby goats and I’m fairly certain my neighbour called an exorcist.
Luckily, much like crashing a golf buggy when you’re wasted, slamming into the floor whilst coming doesn’t actually hurt. This is because both alcohol and orgasms are muscle relaxants! By the time the Lelo Dot has had its wicked way with you, you’ll be flip flopping all over the place like a big, satisfied piece of putty. You deserve this.
At the same time, it’s important to remember not to be too goal oriented with your orgasms. Putting pressure on yourself to go off like one of those old-school whistling kettles can totally ruin the fun, leaving you climax-less, frustrated and glazed with dried lube. Just relax and enjoy your ménage à moi: a threesome with two no-shows!
Is the Lelo Dot good for partnered play?
The dot is also superb for coupled sex, by far the easiest way to DJ the VJ while your partner plays stuff the sausage thanks to its teeny, tiny tip and sleek, ergonomic body. Discreetly slide the Dot between you whilst you’re bumping uglies and never again fret they might not know where to find the loch ness of the labia and actually get you off.
Take pleasure into your own hands, and let Dot’s soft, silicone tip work your fun button in an elliptical, figure 8 motion. An infinite loop of butt-cramping, sheet-soaking, window-shattering ecstasy, all packaged up in a cute lilac hue with shiny gold accents.
Don’t feel like cattle prodding your bean with totally targeted pleasure? Your loss. But also, no problem! Not everyone is keen on black-outs or limb dislocations during sex, in which case, you can ride the waves of less intense, more rounded sensations by holding the thicker part over your clitoris instead.
Did I mention how pretty this thing is? You could totally match it with your lingerie, nail polish, or even use it as a centrepiece at your next dinner party!
Live your best hedonistic life, with Lelo! You won’t regret it.
If you’re looking for something else, check out the Wild Secrets Vibrator Buying Guide, and if you’re new to toys check out our article on How To Use A Vibrator. Otherwise, go check out the Lelo Dot Today!
